Mitt Romney sings of Paul Ryan, a spin on "Maria" from West Side Story. As always, I wrote and animated and also...sang it. I use Garageband to distort my voice, and I wish I could find a way to make the resulting distortion cracks in my voice less, to quote the romney, "severe"...
Here are the lyrics, in case you wonder what the hell he's singing about:
The sound of a guy who can win this game...
Paul Ryan.
All the beautiful sounds in the world in a single name...
Paul Ryan!
The most beautiful sound to the rabid base:
Paul Ryan
My new running mate who might win the race . . .
Paul Ryan, Paul Ryan, Paul Ryan, Paul Ryan . . .
Paul Ryan!
I've chosen a Veep named Paul Ryan,
His budget's so austere
The Tea Party will cheer
For me.
Paul Ryan!
I've chosen a Veep named Paul Ryan,
He'll wow my shaky base
And help me to erase
My past!
Paul Ryan!
Say it loud and there's millionaires swooning
Say it soft and there's billionaires crooning.
Paul Ryan,
I'll never stop saying Paul Ryan!
The most beautiful sound to the GOP base...
Paul Ryan.
Hilarious, Zina!!!!
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