From the Political capitol of the world it’s the Vetting Game! Introducing the star of the show, the Chooser-in-Chief, Mitt Romney!
From manipulating the truth to groveling before the Koch Brothers, our three contestants are masters of political pandering! And heeeeeere they are!
Contestant number one is the darling of the Let-Them-Eat-Cake crowd, and has never seen a tax break he didn’t want to give to the rich, from the embattled state of Wisconsin, here’s Paul Ryan.
Contestant number two is a pugnacious politician who doesn’t take orders from anyone who earns less than a million a year, the big little man that corporations call their own, here’s everybody’s favorite bully, Chris Christie.
Contestant number three is Hispanic, a tea party favorite and hails from a swing state; what more need be said? Did I mention he’s Hispanic? Here he is, Florida’s son of fake exiles from Castro’s Cuba, Marco Rubio!
Gentlemen, let’s start the show!
Gentlemen, let’s start the show!
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